The Worst Evil Pranks To Play On People

The Worst Evil Pranks To Play On People

Pull these evil pranks on friends, only if you don't want to keep them anymore! They'll make you laugh but your victim won't find them to be such hilarious pranks.

• Pour milk under the carpet, in someones car.
• Wet the bottom shirt in their drawer and wait for mold.
• Hide crayons in your enemies clothes-dryer.
• Got some cement laying around? Chuck it in their washing machine.
• Poke holes around the top of their cigarettes.

Take out the white bit that is in cap-gun caps. Put it in the end of a cigarette or sprinkle a whole bunch, into an ashtray. Make sure your victim is wearing glasses for this little exploding-cigarette practical joke.

Put up a sign saying, GET LOST!! outside someones house on Halloween. Put rolls of toilet paper and a heap of rotten eggs close by it.

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If someone brings their dog to work, take a crap on the floor somewhere and tell them about it. Later on, explain that it was you and laugh at them.

Turn off the main power and put important documents in the shredder. Leave it switched on for when the power gets turned back on.

Log onto someones ebay account and bid a ridiculously large amount for something stupid. This is one of the more evil pranks to play on people and I'd say it might be illegal, too.

Rub someones mobile phone under your sweaty arm-pits. Or try some of these other really smelly pranks.

Stick food colouring in someones iron.

Put honey on all of the moving parts of an instrument like a piano or a saxophone, if they have one. You could always try for an evil pranks record and paint there laptop keys with it, too.

Put icecream in someones letterbox when they go away for the week.

Annoying People With Car Pranks

Annoying People With Car Pranks
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This list of car pranks to play is for annoying people that deserve it. You know who I mean, and they will probably hurt you if they find out.

Here's a list of practical jokes to play on someones pride and joy:

• car pranks monkey taking a yellow car for a spin.
• Fill their car up with beans from a bean-bag. If your victim has no bean-bag for you to slash open, just shovel in some dirt.
• Hook up a reversing beeper to his headlights so that he can only drive in the daytime without a horrible beeping sound.
• Car pranks to play in a shopping centre carpark. Write a note apologising for hitting someones expensive car with yours. Leave a number and explain that it will be fixed asap. Of course, there won't even be any damage to the car.
• Another version of this type of car prank is to write a note that says: I got seen backing into your car so I am pretending to give my details. Have a nice day. :)
• Put black shoe polish on the back of a seatbelt
• Put some old, itchy, fibreglass roof insulation in the inside door handle of the car.
• Swap a car key with a similar looking car key.
• Jack the wheels of the car up so that they are barely off the ground. Put blocks under the springs, let it down and remove the jack.
• Find pranks to play with a car boot full of helium balloons.
• Screw a bunch of timber together inside the car so that it is too big and solid to remove.
• Put dog poo under the door handle.
• Wrap sticky-tape around the key so that it can't fit in the keyhole.
• Buy a tailpipe whistle from a prank shop and stick it in the tailpipe. You can make your own by cutting the middle out of an apple and putting into the end of it, a whistle. Poke that up the tailpipe and wait for them to start their car.
• One of the more annoying car pranks to play on people, is to change everything that can be adjusted, in their car. Seat right back, leaned forwards, mirrors moved, steering column lowered, radio station changed, volume turned right up, heater full blast, indicators on, etc.
• Line the boot with plastic and fill it with water.
• Stick a dog leash (no dog, please) on the towball.
• Stick a magnet in an empty beer can. Stick it on the roof on the drivers side, as your visitor leaves your house.
• Freeze car keys in a bucket of water. (Good for drink-drivers).
• Let a little bit of air out of one tyre, each time you go past your victims car, to make him think that it is slowly going down.
• Pull up next to someone and ask for directions. If they say to turn left at the next corner, turn right.
• Pour milk onto someones car carpet.
• Fart in someones car and lock it in.
• Wire someones wipers to stay on.
• Build a snowman behind someones car or garage door.
• If you are in the front of a ute or some car with a bench-seat in the front and there is you (next to the window) and a driver and a middle passenger, good car pranks to play are yelling out of the window at someone and quickly ducking. They will look around and see two guys sitting really close together, in a three seater.
• On an icy cold night, squirt water into the door locks of cars or put wet rags on their windscreens.
• Put pet hair in the air conditioning vents of a car. Chop it up if you like.
• Put soft-drink in someones wiper washer bottle on their car.
• Point a hair dryer at cars to make them slow down.

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Great pranks to play on people

Great pranks to play on people

by Edgar Craven

There are a few simple rules required to pull off the perfect prank. Number one, make sure the victim has a good sense of humor. Number two, be prepared to go to full lengths to ensure the quality of the prank. And, most importantly, never be afraid to laugh at yourself because before you know it, retribution will strike.
Pranks are often seen by the unwilling participant as childish or vulgar. I would disagree and call it an art, if done properly. The key to a good prank is finding out what it is that is really going to hit home on the victim. If, for example, you've learned a fear about someone, don't be honor bound not to use that to your advantage. Long ago, I worked in a lab with a man who told us he was afraid of snakes. Over the following six or seven months, snakes were all he saw. We rigged them to pop up whenever he opened a desk drawer, or to pop down and land right in front of his face whenever he reentered a room. Of course, the elemental surprise attacks never go out of style- we would likewise place small firecrackers just within a bunsen burner, only to blast off when the burner was lit.
Take a note from martial artist Jackie Chan, whenever possible, to use the surrounding environment. If, for example, you live someplace hot, car pranks, like peanut butter under the door handles in the midday sun, or vaseline wiped over the headlights (takes forever to clean off and when it's dark out, the headlights are wavy) are excellent tricks. My personal "hot weather" trick favorite is the open can of cat food left on the engine manifolds (the engine will cook it up and the car will eternally smell like old fish!).
Car tricks in general are always good- most people dont know enough about cars to identify something as simple such as a removed distributor cable.
A great rule to live by when doing a prank is to make the prank itself personal. When I was younger, I roomed with a guy who eventually started a "prank war" with me. One day he'd get me by, say, turning the power off when I was using the computer. The next day, I'd pour laundry detergent over his head when he was in the shower (funny as hell- it took him an hour to get it all off and the entire time he was slipping and falling down). As luck would have it, we also worked together in a conrete business. Like I said before, use personal information as an advantage whenever possible. One day, after he had made a large display of how much just a little sand in his shoes can bother him, we were pouring...
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Barfarama Funny Prank

Barfarama Funny Prank

You will need: A regular T-Shirt, A Hoody, An empty water bottle, A long tube, A big school with lots of kids, a principle who’s on your revenge list, A can of Potato Soup, Brown and Orange food coloring, and some friends you hire. Here is your prepwork:

Put your T-Shirt and Hoody on. Lift up your hoody and tape the empty water bottle on your shirt.
Mix the potato soup with brown and orange food coloring and anything you want to use for your barf.
Fill the water bottle with your throw-up and put one end of the tube in the bottle and put your hoody over it all. Run the other end of tube under your hoody to the top where it barely sticks out the top.

If you made a good bottle of puke people will think your friends are eating real barf!

WARNING: With your friends eating your throw-up other people might really barf! Stand Away.
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Scare Tactic Prank

Scare Tactic Prank

Ok, you got to have a skylight in your house. This is one of the great funny pranks to pull on your siblings and close friends. Sometime when they’re watching T.V. or busy, put on dark clothes and a ski mask and climb onto their roof. When they walk into the room with skylight make a loud noise and stare at them before quickly dodging out of the way and climbing off the roof. We got my brother to pee his pants and run outside yelling because of it. It’s a great prank to do on your friends!
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Prank Party!

Prank Party!

One day get together with a couple of your friends for a sleep-over. Choose one friend before the party and tell everyone you’re going to pull a prank on them. Tell your friends to bring ANY prank stuff that they have. When your friend falls asleep, pull a series of pranks such as:

• Sleep-makeovers,
• face fart spray,
• gum in hair,
• and fingers in cold water.

When you run out of pranks, get a CD and put it in your CD player. Turn the volume all the way up. Tell one person to turn on the light when the music goes off. Tell 2 people to dance on the bed, tell some people to blow whistles and scream. Turn on the music and watch your friend go nuts.
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Rubber Band Bastard Prank

Rubber Band Bastard Prank

Find a Rubber band (not a really thin one or a fat one) twist up the rubber band (more the merrier) twist until it is a tight coil when you pull the 2 sides, and then find a victim with long hair (shaggy is good). Pull the rubber band apart while still being coiled and then release it in their hair, this will make their hair scrunch up and hurt a lot in the process of trying to pull the rubber band out.
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Seriously Funny Prank

Seriously Funny Prank

This is a funny hell of a Prank!!! Last April Fool’s Day I used this prank on our friend. I made up flyers on my computer that read:

GWM living with mommy looking for daddy. Prefer big black men, long walks on the beach, and being spanked. Call me anytime (cell phone # of friend).

I actually didn’t place them anywhere but I told my friend I did. About an hour later, he got a phone call from a guy named Leroy (a gay friend of ours). “Leroy” left a message saying that he saw his flyer in the men’s room at the 7-11 and that he wanted to meet him.

That was enough to send our friend over the edge. He was pissed. The best part was when he learned it was our friend that called him….whenever he saw “Leroy” at our house he would flirt with him, rub his leg, talk sweet and dirty to him. This went on for about a month. “Leroy was actually gay”. My victim of the joke was an idiot and didn’t believe me for the longest time.
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Playing pranks on people is a great way to have a bit of fun at school, work, college - heck just about anywhere. Pranks are not, however, without their risks; and I'm not just talking about the risk that someone will decide to prank you for revenge. Before playing a prank, you've got to recognise that not everyone will share your sense of humour, and that a prank that you find hilarious can sometimes offend, insult, and upset others.

Before playing a prank on someone try and see the results from their point of view. Perhaps you think it's funny to steal someone's favourite pen and put up ransom notes for it around the office, but for all you know that pen could have been left to them by a much loved deceased relative and might have real emotional significance. Needless to say they may not see the funny side of the prank, and may be genuinely upset by what you thought were harmless antics.

Disclaimers about the proper use of pranks aside, here are a few of my favourite pranks to play on people from my days at university.

1: When Cress Attacks.
Wait until term has ended and everyone is going home and then sneak into a friends dorm room after they've left. Then toss cress seeds about, under the bed, in the bed, on the carpets, and give them a lot of water. When after the vacation the friend comes back to their dorm room watch the expression on their face when they walk into a room carpeted on every surface by a green sea of cress.

2: Door Jam.
When a friend is asleep pour water on their dorm room door and door frame. By the time they wake up chances are that the door will have swollen shut into the frame and they won't be able to get out of their room. Cue much laughter as they desperately try to open their door.

3: Owned.
Anyone who passes out at a party should get put into their sleeping bag, along with the contents of a canister of shaving foam. Just for kicks you can always draw moustaches on their face with permanent marker pens and shave their eyebrows.

4. Owned. Mk. 2
The old hand in the glass of warm water, haha, you've wet yourself trick. Make sure that they are a good friend before thinking of trying this one, as the embarrassment from everyone knowing that they wet themselves may well result in them violent vengeance.

5: Foaming cupboard.
This one can be dangerous and is not recommended.
Put a canister or two of shaving foam in the freezer for several hours. After a while take it out and cut and peel off the metal layer. You've now got a solid block of foam. Put it in someone's cupboard and close the door. When it thaws out it'll expand massively and completely fill the cupboard with foam. See how surprised your friend will be when they go to get something from the cupboard and are engulfed in a wave foam.
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Gourmet Peanut Prank

Gourmet Peanut Prank

Film yourself while sucking the chocolate from chocolate peanuts and spit every peanut in a bowl (if you don’t want your friend to really eat these nasty ass peanuts, just give him regular peanuts). Now give the bowl of peanuts to your friends, when they’ve eaten half the bowl, show them the video! They are gonna be so F***ing Pissed!
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Honey on your Face Prank

Honey on your Face Prank

Honey Face PrankWhile someone is asleep lightly drizzle honey or syrup on their face when they feel it they should smear it all over. Very sticky ambrassing situation.
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I have played some pretty cool tricks or pranks on people throughout the years. I try my best to limit them so that they will not cause any lasting damage to either people or property. I have found that it is far easier to recover from these than from ones that cause damage.

The best prank I have ever played was on my fiancee (she is my wife now). She lived with her mother and they decided I was trustworthy enough to be given a key to their house. Little did they know? How I came up with this idea, I am still not sure. I went to Home Depot and bought about 2 feet of chain. I also purchased a small padlock. I waited for the day when they were not home, entered their house and walked down to her bedroom. I opened her underwear drawer and found every pair of her panties there and then strung the chain through the leg openings and locked it shut. Once that task was accomplished, I simply set them back in the drawer and waited.

I sure heard it the next day. She thought it was pretty funny and we both got a great laugh out of it. What I didn't know is that she had some clean ones in the laundry room. I didn't think about looking there.

I decided to try it again. I waited for her to go out of town for a softball tournament. She attended college on a softball scholarship and her team was headed out of town for a tournament. I waited for her to pack and to leave her suitcase unguarded. Once she did it was pretty easy to pull out the chain and padlock and I got her again! I loved this woman (still do) and didn't want to be totally cruel, so I gave her best friend the key to the lock. That took place over fifteen years ago and we still laugh about it today.

She has a great sense of humor and decided to get even with me. She has the sole responsibility of packing for our out of town trips. We took off one Friday night for the cabin. It was to be a beautiful weekend. Well, the next morning we both get out of bed and drank our coffee. She took her shower first and finished up in the bathroom. I then took my shower not having any idea what had happened. I got out and finished up and went to get dressed. I opened my side of the suitcase and realized I had opened the wrong side as it contained my wife's underwear. I then shut it and opened the other side only to see more of her underwear. I then noticed my wife standing in the doorway to the bathroom with a huge grin on her face that said, "HA! I gotcha!" I had been tricked. So for two days, Saturday and Sunday, I wore her panties. Oh well. It really wasn't that big of a deal. She got even.

What is the best thing from these pranks? It is that we continue to play pranks on each other when we can. I firmly believe that having fun in our marriage adds to the longevity of it.

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Not so long ago I worked for an insurance company that just happens to be in the news a lot of late. About fourteen of us were off in an office by ourselves. Our bosses spent a lot of time on the road. Which meant we got our work done, but we also enjoyed ourselves by playing practical jokes on each other.

We T.P.ed one girl's cubical when she was on the road. Although it wasn't an original thought, it was the moment that counted. My coworker pointed up as we tossed a roll from end to end of the girl's work space. Above us was a suspended ceiling. He climbed a side chair and pushed up two panels while I tossed the roll over. Every inch of her cubicle was covered. When our friend returned from her trip, she laughed appreciably before gathering up the toilet paper and disposing of it. She didn't climb the side chair like we did, and simply pulled on the streamer. It ripped where it was perferated and part of it remained scrunched between the ceiling tile and the brace. Forever after a hint of the toilet paper greated us when we entered the cubical. It was more noticeable because we knew it was there. She retaliated later when she hid our outerwear in a locked cabinet on a cold day.

An older clerk was fearful of all the 'new fangled' machines. She was convinced that the computers were giving out radiation and that she would eventually suffer the effects. The only way, she said, to disperse the radiation harmlessly into the air was to run water. She kept tall glasses of water on her desk and she left the sink on in the break room. She knocked over several glasses, spilled while traipsying back and forth with full glasses and turned the water so high in the breakroom, it splashed over the edge of the sink. After several of us slipped in the puddles she refused to wipe up, we complained to her manager who refused to talk to her about it.

We finally got our point across. My buddy who helped me T.P. the cubicle, (his idea), bought a bumper sticker which he pinned on the outside of his cubicle. It read 'Caution: Radiation Zone.' Although most of snickered over it, it still didn't elicit much of a response from management. Then one day the older lady took a day off, her first in two years. She had jury duty. The other supervisor and I helped ourselves to every spare cup and glass in the break room. When my buddy took lunch, we lined up the recepticles all over his desk and credenza, and even placed one in his open briefcase on the floor. Then we poured water into each, all the way up to the rim. We moved the radiation sign inside his walls and pinned it across from where he sat. He returned well after the manager who knew nothing about our joke. We feigned work, watched and listened. Our victim laughed outloud before touring the office to shake hands. "This is the best one yet," he said.

I'm sure the manager was afraid that the next joke would be wilder than this, and that it would eventually get to her manager. She agreed to speak to the older lady, but only if we ended the jokes. She got even with us in the end when she promoted the older lady to replace the other supervisor when that supervisor replaced me. We not only had to deal with learning new jobs, but we had to correct the older lady's mistakes as she taught her replacement the wrong way to do almost every task.
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Laundry Mat Prank

My uncle was somewhat of a prankster and you could always count on him to come up with something unusual to get a laugh. We were sitting in the gas station office he owned just talking while business was slow and he spotted three young girls going into the Laundry Mat across the street from the station. I could almost see the light go on in his head. He looked at me and said, "You want to have some fun?" I said, "Sure, what's the plan?" He told me he knew the public phone number of the Laundry Mat and thought it might be fun to call over there to see if one of the girls had the nerve to answer the phone. I was to talk as if I was calling a girl friend's home and didn't know I had the wrong number and pretend to try to get one of them to agree to meet me somewhere, sight unseen. They would have no idea I was just across the street and could see every move they made.

I dialed the number and could hear the phone ringing and could clearly see it. Sure enough one of them answered. "Is Margie there?" I asked. "Just a minute," she said, and turned toward the empty room and shouted, "Anybody know where Margie is?" and placed her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing. She motioned to the other two to come over and listen with her. It was obvious, and they also planned to have a little fun with the poor guy on the other end of that phone. "She was here a minute ago but left. She'll be back in a little while. Can I take a message?" The other two girls were holding their sides bent over laughing at the girl with the phone. "Well, do you expect her back soon?" I asked her. "I don't really know, she left with a really good looking guy, so I'm not sure if she'll be back any time soon," the girl said.

The other two were holding one hand over their mouths and playfully nudging the girl on the phone with the other hand. "I was going to take her to dinner at Duffy's. Do you know the place?" I said. "You mean the ritzy place Duffy's down town?" She asked. "That's the one. Guess I'll just have to make it another time though. Tell her I'm very sorry I missed her and I'll call her another time." "I'll tell her you called." The girl said. "Well, since she's not there, perhaps you would like to go with me in her place. By the way, what's your name and how long have you been knowing Margie?"

She placed her hand over the mouthpiece to prevent me from hearing and turned to the other girls as if to ask what to do. "Margie and I are old friends, we went to school together, and yes, I would love to go with you. My name is Helen, what's yours?" She said. "They call me Romeo." I told her. "How did you ever get that name?" She asked. "For my great looks, charming personality and southern gentleman's manners." I told her. All three girls had been sharing the phone and listening to all the conversation. They all busted out with laughter.

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"Romeo, huh, you sure don't sound like a Romeo." She said. "Well, you don't look like a Helen either so what's your real name?" I asked. "How do you know what I look like?" she said. "Oh, I have physic powers, I can see all things. I like the brown skirt and white blouse you are wearing and the jeans and shirt the girl next to you is wearing, but not so much what the other one is wearing. I can see where you are through my physic powers. Just stay there and I will be right down to see you." She dropped the phone on the floor and all three girls ran out of there as fast as they could. Their faces were white as snow. My Uncle was rolling over with laughter and couldn't stop for thirty minutes. Customers would ask him what was so funny and he would just start laughing again.
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When you're out delivering newspapers in the middle of the winter, and snow has freshly fallen, you want to take out your annoyance on someone, and the sad fact is that most often all the customers are still comfortable in their beds.

One day, though, when I had to deliver to someone's ten-foot-high porch, I decided to have some harmless fun to call attention to the plight of your average newspaper guy. I had some red food coloring in my car for a birthday cake, and I bagged the customer's newspaper, took the coloring, and walked a short trail through the snow. I reached the porch, left a trail of footsteps going up the stairs, and put the paper inside the door.

Then I turned around, walked toward the railing, and wiped off two footprint-sized spots on the railing. I carefully walked backwards over my tracks, jumped onto the set of footprints leading back down the porch, and then walked backwards down to the bottom of the stairs.

Once on the ground again, I jumped, spinning in midair so I landed backwards a few feet closer to the ground near the railing. I almost popped a kneecap doing this in heavy boots, but I landed without skidding more than two inches. I walked backwards, then flopped down into four inches of dry snow below the railing. I flailed around in place with my arms and legs. Satisfied, I got up, then removed the food coloring from my inner coat pocket, and opened it. My gloves made the going clumsy, but a large quantity of red food coloring splashed on the inside of the disturbed snow. Finally I walked back to the car, sprinkling a wide trail of red food coloring to the left and right of me, and stepping through it.

The result of all this effort? A trail of footsteps led up to the porch, turned around, and led to the edge of the porch. On the snow below was the spot where I apparently had landed, coated in red. A crimson trail led back to the car, where whatever faceless person had delivered the paper still apparently had the presence to drive off.

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Playful pranks played regularly in any office or workplace will always breed a happy, productive crew as long as you play fair, that is. You could have the most boring job in the world, but if there is a sense of playfulness in the air, you are more likely to enjoy punching that time clock.

Especially today, in this crazy world of constant peril and imminent danger, hi-jinx on the job most definitely has its place. As long as no harm is caused, keeping the kid in us alive is a good thing. People need to laugh, and feel connected to their co-workers. What better way to accomplish this than to pull off a couple of crazy stunts on an unsuspecting subject?

A few years ago, I worked in a somewhat stuffy law office. In the break room one day, I overheard some of my co-workers discussing childhood celebrity crushes. One lady, whom I had always considered the stuffiest of my co-workers, foolishly admitted to a current mad crush on, of all people, Geraldo Rivera! A crush on Geraldo? I just couldn't get my head around that concept. It made no sense to me whatsoever. I figured that this woman's tragic admission was a thinly-veiled cry for help. My mission was clear. This woman was in desperate need of a fun makeover.

My mind churned many ideas, but I focused on locating the goofiest picture of Geraldo I could find. With my boss' permission, I made dozens of photocopies of nothing but his head. When I was done, I had Geraldo heads in all different sizes and dimensions. (I used paper from the recycle bin, of course.)

As my unsuspecting co-worker lunched off site with my boss, my co-workers and I began taping these Geraldo heads throughout the office. No tape-able surface was off limits. We laughed our heads off coming up with places to put those heads.

Geraldo found his way into the most uncanny places. Open a drawer, there he was. Pull out the coffee pot; giant Geraldo head. Wrapped around a pencil, teeny weeny Geraldo. Three wee Geraldos faces grinned up from underneath a tape dispenser. The bottom of the storage room bucket hosted Geraldo. He graced the bathroom stalls, including the toilet seat. Several bottled items in the employee refrigerator had the newsman's head. Waiting quietly under the lid, in the darkness, Geraldo's head was affixed to the printer cartridge. Everywhere, as I said, that was capable of holding tape, was a terrific host for the head o' Geraldo.

This madness didn't stop in the office either. We made sure to put Geraldo on the wheel hubs of our office.
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