Annoying People With Car Pranks

Annoying People With Car Pranks
Pranks to Play on People
This list of car pranks to play is for annoying people that deserve it. You know who I mean, and they will probably hurt you if they find out.

Here's a list of practical jokes to play on someones pride and joy:

• car pranks monkey taking a yellow car for a spin.
• Fill their car up with beans from a bean-bag. If your victim has no bean-bag for you to slash open, just shovel in some dirt.
• Hook up a reversing beeper to his headlights so that he can only drive in the daytime without a horrible beeping sound.
• Car pranks to play in a shopping centre carpark. Write a note apologising for hitting someones expensive car with yours. Leave a number and explain that it will be fixed asap. Of course, there won't even be any damage to the car.
• Another version of this type of car prank is to write a note that says: I got seen backing into your car so I am pretending to give my details. Have a nice day. :)
• Put black shoe polish on the back of a seatbelt
• Put some old, itchy, fibreglass roof insulation in the inside door handle of the car.
• Swap a car key with a similar looking car key.
• Jack the wheels of the car up so that they are barely off the ground. Put blocks under the springs, let it down and remove the jack.
• Find pranks to play with a car boot full of helium balloons.
• Screw a bunch of timber together inside the car so that it is too big and solid to remove.
• Put dog poo under the door handle.
• Wrap sticky-tape around the key so that it can't fit in the keyhole.
• Buy a tailpipe whistle from a prank shop and stick it in the tailpipe. You can make your own by cutting the middle out of an apple and putting into the end of it, a whistle. Poke that up the tailpipe and wait for them to start their car.
• One of the more annoying car pranks to play on people, is to change everything that can be adjusted, in their car. Seat right back, leaned forwards, mirrors moved, steering column lowered, radio station changed, volume turned right up, heater full blast, indicators on, etc.
• Line the boot with plastic and fill it with water.
• Stick a dog leash (no dog, please) on the towball.
• Stick a magnet in an empty beer can. Stick it on the roof on the drivers side, as your visitor leaves your house.
• Freeze car keys in a bucket of water. (Good for drink-drivers).
• Let a little bit of air out of one tyre, each time you go past your victims car, to make him think that it is slowly going down.
• Pull up next to someone and ask for directions. If they say to turn left at the next corner, turn right.
• Pour milk onto someones car carpet.
• Fart in someones car and lock it in.
• Wire someones wipers to stay on.
• Build a snowman behind someones car or garage door.
• If you are in the front of a ute or some car with a bench-seat in the front and there is you (next to the window) and a driver and a middle passenger, good car pranks to play are yelling out of the window at someone and quickly ducking. They will look around and see two guys sitting really close together, in a three seater.
• On an icy cold night, squirt water into the door locks of cars or put wet rags on their windscreens.
• Put pet hair in the air conditioning vents of a car. Chop it up if you like.
• Put soft-drink in someones wiper washer bottle on their car.
• Point a hair dryer at cars to make them slow down.

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Great pranks to play on people

Great pranks to play on people

by Edgar Craven

There are a few simple rules required to pull off the perfect prank. Number one, make sure the victim has a good sense of humor. Number two, be prepared to go to full lengths to ensure the quality of the prank. And, most importantly, never be afraid to laugh at yourself because before you know it, retribution will strike.
Pranks are often seen by the unwilling participant as childish or vulgar. I would disagree and call it an art, if done properly. The key to a good prank is finding out what it is that is really going to hit home on the victim. If, for example, you've learned a fear about someone, don't be honor bound not to use that to your advantage. Long ago, I worked in a lab with a man who told us he was afraid of snakes. Over the following six or seven months, snakes were all he saw. We rigged them to pop up whenever he opened a desk drawer, or to pop down and land right in front of his face whenever he reentered a room. Of course, the elemental surprise attacks never go out of style- we would likewise place small firecrackers just within a bunsen burner, only to blast off when the burner was lit.
Take a note from martial artist Jackie Chan, whenever possible, to use the surrounding environment. If, for example, you live someplace hot, car pranks, like peanut butter under the door handles in the midday sun, or vaseline wiped over the headlights (takes forever to clean off and when it's dark out, the headlights are wavy) are excellent tricks. My personal "hot weather" trick favorite is the open can of cat food left on the engine manifolds (the engine will cook it up and the car will eternally smell like old fish!).
Car tricks in general are always good- most people dont know enough about cars to identify something as simple such as a removed distributor cable.
A great rule to live by when doing a prank is to make the prank itself personal. When I was younger, I roomed with a guy who eventually started a "prank war" with me. One day he'd get me by, say, turning the power off when I was using the computer. The next day, I'd pour laundry detergent over his head when he was in the shower (funny as hell- it took him an hour to get it all off and the entire time he was slipping and falling down). As luck would have it, we also worked together in a conrete business. Like I said before, use personal information as an advantage whenever possible. One day, after he had made a large display of how much just a little sand in his shoes can bother him, we were pouring...
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Barfarama Funny Prank

Barfarama Funny Prank

You will need: A regular T-Shirt, A Hoody, An empty water bottle, A long tube, A big school with lots of kids, a principle who’s on your revenge list, A can of Potato Soup, Brown and Orange food coloring, and some friends you hire. Here is your prepwork:

Put your T-Shirt and Hoody on. Lift up your hoody and tape the empty water bottle on your shirt.
Mix the potato soup with brown and orange food coloring and anything you want to use for your barf.
Fill the water bottle with your throw-up and put one end of the tube in the bottle and put your hoody over it all. Run the other end of tube under your hoody to the top where it barely sticks out the top.

If you made a good bottle of puke people will think your friends are eating real barf!

WARNING: With your friends eating your throw-up other people might really barf! Stand Away.
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Scare Tactic Prank

Scare Tactic Prank

Ok, you got to have a skylight in your house. This is one of the great funny pranks to pull on your siblings and close friends. Sometime when they’re watching T.V. or busy, put on dark clothes and a ski mask and climb onto their roof. When they walk into the room with skylight make a loud noise and stare at them before quickly dodging out of the way and climbing off the roof. We got my brother to pee his pants and run outside yelling because of it. It’s a great prank to do on your friends!
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Prank Party!

Prank Party!

One day get together with a couple of your friends for a sleep-over. Choose one friend before the party and tell everyone you’re going to pull a prank on them. Tell your friends to bring ANY prank stuff that they have. When your friend falls asleep, pull a series of pranks such as:

• Sleep-makeovers,
• face fart spray,
• gum in hair,
• and fingers in cold water.

When you run out of pranks, get a CD and put it in your CD player. Turn the volume all the way up. Tell one person to turn on the light when the music goes off. Tell 2 people to dance on the bed, tell some people to blow whistles and scream. Turn on the music and watch your friend go nuts.
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Rubber Band Bastard Prank

Rubber Band Bastard Prank

Find a Rubber band (not a really thin one or a fat one) twist up the rubber band (more the merrier) twist until it is a tight coil when you pull the 2 sides, and then find a victim with long hair (shaggy is good). Pull the rubber band apart while still being coiled and then release it in their hair, this will make their hair scrunch up and hurt a lot in the process of trying to pull the rubber band out.
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Seriously Funny Prank

Seriously Funny Prank

This is a funny hell of a Prank!!! Last April Fool’s Day I used this prank on our friend. I made up flyers on my computer that read:

GWM living with mommy looking for daddy. Prefer big black men, long walks on the beach, and being spanked. Call me anytime (cell phone # of friend).

I actually didn’t place them anywhere but I told my friend I did. About an hour later, he got a phone call from a guy named Leroy (a gay friend of ours). “Leroy” left a message saying that he saw his flyer in the men’s room at the 7-11 and that he wanted to meet him.

That was enough to send our friend over the edge. He was pissed. The best part was when he learned it was our friend that called him….whenever he saw “Leroy” at our house he would flirt with him, rub his leg, talk sweet and dirty to him. This went on for about a month. “Leroy was actually gay”. My victim of the joke was an idiot and didn’t believe me for the longest time.
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Playing pranks on people is a great way to have a bit of fun at school, work, college - heck just about anywhere. Pranks are not, however, without their risks; and I'm not just talking about the risk that someone will decide to prank you for revenge. Before playing a prank, you've got to recognise that not everyone will share your sense of humour, and that a prank that you find hilarious can sometimes offend, insult, and upset others.

Before playing a prank on someone try and see the results from their point of view. Perhaps you think it's funny to steal someone's favourite pen and put up ransom notes for it around the office, but for all you know that pen could have been left to them by a much loved deceased relative and might have real emotional significance. Needless to say they may not see the funny side of the prank, and may be genuinely upset by what you thought were harmless antics.

Disclaimers about the proper use of pranks aside, here are a few of my favourite pranks to play on people from my days at university.

1: When Cress Attacks.
Wait until term has ended and everyone is going home and then sneak into a friends dorm room after they've left. Then toss cress seeds about, under the bed, in the bed, on the carpets, and give them a lot of water. When after the vacation the friend comes back to their dorm room watch the expression on their face when they walk into a room carpeted on every surface by a green sea of cress.

2: Door Jam.
When a friend is asleep pour water on their dorm room door and door frame. By the time they wake up chances are that the door will have swollen shut into the frame and they won't be able to get out of their room. Cue much laughter as they desperately try to open their door.

3: Owned.
Anyone who passes out at a party should get put into their sleeping bag, along with the contents of a canister of shaving foam. Just for kicks you can always draw moustaches on their face with permanent marker pens and shave their eyebrows.

4. Owned. Mk. 2
The old hand in the glass of warm water, haha, you've wet yourself trick. Make sure that they are a good friend before thinking of trying this one, as the embarrassment from everyone knowing that they wet themselves may well result in them violent vengeance.

5: Foaming cupboard.
This one can be dangerous and is not recommended.
Put a canister or two of shaving foam in the freezer for several hours. After a while take it out and cut and peel off the metal layer. You've now got a solid block of foam. Put it in someone's cupboard and close the door. When it thaws out it'll expand massively and completely fill the cupboard with foam. See how surprised your friend will be when they go to get something from the cupboard and are engulfed in a wave foam.
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Gourmet Peanut Prank

Gourmet Peanut Prank

Film yourself while sucking the chocolate from chocolate peanuts and spit every peanut in a bowl (if you don’t want your friend to really eat these nasty ass peanuts, just give him regular peanuts). Now give the bowl of peanuts to your friends, when they’ve eaten half the bowl, show them the video! They are gonna be so F***ing Pissed!
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Honey on your Face Prank

Honey on your Face Prank

Honey Face PrankWhile someone is asleep lightly drizzle honey or syrup on their face when they feel it they should smear it all over. Very sticky ambrassing situation.
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I have played some pretty cool tricks or pranks on people throughout the years. I try my best to limit them so that they will not cause any lasting damage to either people or property. I have found that it is far easier to recover from these than from ones that cause damage.

The best prank I have ever played was on my fiancee (she is my wife now). She lived with her mother and they decided I was trustworthy enough to be given a key to their house. Little did they know? How I came up with this idea, I am still not sure. I went to Home Depot and bought about 2 feet of chain. I also purchased a small padlock. I waited for the day when they were not home, entered their house and walked down to her bedroom. I opened her underwear drawer and found every pair of her panties there and then strung the chain through the leg openings and locked it shut. Once that task was accomplished, I simply set them back in the drawer and waited.

I sure heard it the next day. She thought it was pretty funny and we both got a great laugh out of it. What I didn't know is that she had some clean ones in the laundry room. I didn't think about looking there.

I decided to try it again. I waited for her to go out of town for a softball tournament. She attended college on a softball scholarship and her team was headed out of town for a tournament. I waited for her to pack and to leave her suitcase unguarded. Once she did it was pretty easy to pull out the chain and padlock and I got her again! I loved this woman (still do) and didn't want to be totally cruel, so I gave her best friend the key to the lock. That took place over fifteen years ago and we still laugh about it today.

She has a great sense of humor and decided to get even with me. She has the sole responsibility of packing for our out of town trips. We took off one Friday night for the cabin. It was to be a beautiful weekend. Well, the next morning we both get out of bed and drank our coffee. She took her shower first and finished up in the bathroom. I then took my shower not having any idea what had happened. I got out and finished up and went to get dressed. I opened my side of the suitcase and realized I had opened the wrong side as it contained my wife's underwear. I then shut it and opened the other side only to see more of her underwear. I then noticed my wife standing in the doorway to the bathroom with a huge grin on her face that said, "HA! I gotcha!" I had been tricked. So for two days, Saturday and Sunday, I wore her panties. Oh well. It really wasn't that big of a deal. She got even.

What is the best thing from these pranks? It is that we continue to play pranks on each other when we can. I firmly believe that having fun in our marriage adds to the longevity of it.

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